i love when i'm alone in the house; it's like pants were never invented. sarcasm needs its own font. if you're naming your facebook album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married. just once, i'd like to be a puppetmaster and have nothing go wrong. some episodes of spongebob make me wish crabby patties were real. first day at work? clog up the office toilet on purpose to assert dominance. sometimes i con't stop tolking in a british ahccent.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
once in a while, i make what i can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. iced coffee, banana, two dumps ... life is good.
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